This is to signify the start of my series "One Spook Too Many". Well not really, I started it about a month ago on Starmen.net, but its still good!
Anyway, Part 1:
One Spook Too Many – Part 1
By: Elemental101
“PSI ROCKIN’ BETA!” Ness screamed, strumming his baseball bat as if it were a guitar. Brilliant beams of blue, yellow, and crimson red shot out from the end of his bat, hurdling towards the ghost chasing him. “Yes!” Ness shouted, as the ghost vanished, and a narrator stated the obvious to him, “The ghost suddenly vanished into thin air.” “Man I hate that narrator…..” Ness sighed as he continued on his way through the tunnel.
The Tunnel was dank and gloomy, the sticky air clung to Ness’s skin making his skin crawl, as the fluorescent lights above flickered on and off, creating a feeling as though he was in that horror movie he had watched with Paula just the other day, the one where the ghosts followed the teenagers through a dark place, just like this and where the lights flickered on and off, just like this. But I guess thats just like any horror movie isn’t it? Anyway…..
Ness continued on, tramping through the tunnel. He had heard from the people in Twoson that the tunnel connecting to Threed was haunted by ghosts, but never would he have actually suspected that it was true, but then again, why wouldn’t he when he had already seen things like the Titantic Ant and Mushrooms that could run? Ever so silently, a ghost slipped through the wall and into the tunnel. It began to follow Ness, hiding in the shadows whenever he dared to peer behind him. “Man, why did Paula have to go get herself killed again…..” Ness wondered. “This tunnel is really starting to creep me out.” He said as the ghost inched towards him out of the shadows, its breath, ice cold, and its translucent body wavering in and out of sight.
Ness turned around. “You encounter a Ghost!” the narrator exclaims. “STUPID NARRATOR! SHUT UP!” Ness yells. After hearing how loud Ness could yell, the ghost screams and becomes frightened. It began to whimper and whine “please…..dont hurt me…..ill… help you if you just please dont hurt me……” Tears began to stream out of the ghost’s hollow eyes. Feeling bad for the ghost, Ness tried to comfort it “Dont worry, I wont hurt you” he sighed. “Really!!” The ghost whined. “I guess……” Ness sighed again, he was quickly growing impatient with the pitiful excuse for a ghost. “Well can I come with you? Im afraid the other ghosts will hurt me…they always make fun of me, please? please? please?”. “If you would just shut up for five minutes then YES you can come with me. JUST. SHUT. UP!”. Ness said in a very impatient tone. “Ghost joins your party!” the narrator said. “God how many times do I have to say it? SHUT UP!” Ness said as he continued on his way through the tunnel.
“So you’re really not gonna hurt me?” the ghost asked. “For the hundredth time! YES” Ness yelled. This ghost was worse than having Paula along Ness thought, even Paula wasn’t this annoying, no matter how many times she died. At least if a person died, he could just go to the hospital and just pay to bring them back to life, but with a ghost, its impossible to kill it. “You’re already dead, how can I hurt you? The most you ghosts ever do is vanish when I hit you.” Ness said. “You encounter a ghost and its cohorts!” the Narrator said. “I give up….” Ness said, “Its just not worth it anymore to say.” “Oh no” the ghost said, “I dont wanna die!”. “Once again, YOU’RE ALREADY DEAD!”. Ness said as he laid a beating on one of the ghosts. It vanished. “Do something then!” Ness said to the ghost, “I cant attack again until you do!” “But I hate fighting, I really dont want to…” the ghost whined. “Oh for crying out loud, just say boo or do something!” Ness said, his impatience becoming more and more obvious. “Ok then…….BOO!” the ghost shouted. “The other ghost laughed, thinking that it was a pitiful attempt.” the narrator said. “Oh for the love of Fobbies” Ness sighed, as he attacked again. “The ghost and cohorts vanished into thin air!” the Narrator exclaimed"
“Im in a stupid tunnel, with a stupid ghost, and a stupid narrator that WONT SHUT UP!, can this day possibly get any worse?” Ness screamed as he stood still, the end of the tunnel visible in the distance.
BTW, if you really like this and feel in the mood, I put a donate button up top. Not necessary, and im not asking anyone to, but if you feel in the giving mood and would like to repay me for the time I put into this fanfic, then it would be GREATLY appreciated. Thanks.
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